BREAKING NEWS: Class 5 Photonics launches its own cryptocurrency – the ₡5 Coin!
At Class 5 Photonics, we’ve always pushed boundaries in light – now we’re pushing into enlightened finance.
Introducing the ₡5 Coin, the world’s first femtosecond-backed cryptocurrency. It’s stable, fast, and just like our lasers — it moves at the speed of light (almost).
How does it work?
Every transaction is timestamped with 10 fs resolution. That’s right: your wallet knows exactly when you paid for that coffee… down to the femtosecond.
Where does your ₡5 Coin go?
All proceeds are reinvested into developing our next-gen sci-fi-inspired laser systems, including:
•White Dwarf X – Not just CEP-stable, it bends spacetime to keep it extra stable
•The Wormhole Series – Need to deliver pulses before you fire them? We’re working on it. and finally:
•The Light Sabre – the world is waiting for it.
Get in early – mining starts at sunrise on April 1st!
Visit our website www.class5photonics.com to learn more about how femtosecond finance will revolutionize the photonics frontier.
Important Note: This article was published as part of an April Fools’ joke. The content is intended for fun and does not reflect actual facts.
